In life we are taught many life skills at an early age, but there are some things that we have to learn the hard way. We choose our relationships based on attraction, needs, and convenience. Sometimes we are left wondering what the hell just happened. There are many personality types that you will discover when you go out on the dating scene. One of such personalities is “the Parasite,” this person will suck the life force right out of you. They are clingy, needy, and want to dominate you in all of the wrong areas. They are subtle in the beginnings, but quickly manipulate through guilt and pressure. Be careful, this person wants your soul and a break up will be messy with this type. It is better to nip this parasite in the bud during the early stages. Another charmer is the “User,” this person will profess their love, when in truth their actions tell a different story. They will be sweet until they get what they want and then they may go missing for a while. This person uses their charms and a little flattery to obtain material, sexual, or emotional gratification. Often, they are using multiple people at the same time. Usually when your resources are dried up, they move on to greener pastures. Another person who you may run into is the “Porn Star.” This person has one thing on their mind and it usually isn’t dinner and a movie. They are hotter than two gerbils fornicating in a wool sock behind a dryer. Often they are preoccupied with their own looks and spend a great deal of time grooming themselves. If you are looking for monogamy, avoid this type at all cost. However if you want to be a member of the mile high club, this is your ticket. If you haven’t met the “Mama’s Boy,” be glad that you avoided this type. This person thinks that the world revolves around them, because Mommy gave in to their every whim. Usually this person is a narcissist of epic proportions. They act as if they are still attached at the nipple and never weaned. You will always be the third wheel in this relationship, you would be better off having your own child if you are willing to take care of a baby- Mama knows best. Another character you may meet is the “Cold Fish,” this person is emotionally unavailable. You would get more love from a feral cat. These people lack passion and live a mundane life. Usually everything that you say to them is never heard and they lack enthusiasm for anything. Finally, there is the “Basket Case,” you should avoid this shipwreck at all cost. They will sink you into the depths of hell. This person will be either mentally or physically abusive. They will manipulate you while at the same time, they will play the victim. Their moods changes faster than the seasons. Sometimes they will make you feel like you are not good enough or inferior. This character may be Bi-Polar or need anger management. They won’t deal with rejection easily and you will have to walk on eggshells around their feelings. Usually you will be too far into a relationship before you see a person’s true colors. In the end most everything that you liked about someone will be the things that annoy you most. Choose your mate wisely, life is too short to be wasted on relationship losers.